Geisha In Skinny Jeans
byWinter and autumn colours are nice and all, but I really don’t see why I should dress in grey, black and burgundy for…
Outfits
Cruel Teenage Vibes
byYou might think wearing a short skirt plus crop top in winter would make me catch a severe cold and die within seconds. Let me…
The Hat Makes The Lady
byWhen I saw this hat on Ebay I knew I had to make it mine. I don’t remember what I was looking…
Me Vs. A Shellys London Model
byShellys London I’m not going to lie, introducing a new category where I make myself compete against runway queens or models in ads…
Teacher’s Nightmare
byMy new super soft sweater from Zalando arrived and it’s got lots of gaping holes in it. But don’t worry – this isn’t an…
The Queen Of The Night
byIt is midnight in the city of unfulfilled desires, and crows are pecking fast food left-overs out of trash piles, while a…
Baroque Sunset – An Outfit For The LAST Date
byA bit too daring for a first date, that’s why I wore this for a (what I thought and didn’t turn out to be) last…
The Squeezing Skeleton
byInappropriate behaviour ghost edition: This sweater looks as if a four-armed monster skeleton was molesting me from behind. A rich skeleton who likes bling bling though….
Hey Grandma I Would Love To Come For Tea
byWhen it was a bit warmer, 3 weeks ago or so, I dared to go toe-free one last time. I look like a wannabe…
Gipsy Magic
byIf „Harry Potter“ ever had an alternative ending where Arthur Weasley and Bellatrix Lestrange surprisingly hooked up with each other and had children, I would be…